Monday, August 20, 2012
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Who?!?!?
I knows my cousin Phil, and I trusts him.
But who is Buckeye Chuck or Staten
Island Chuck? And can we trust these
Johnny Come Lately new guys?
I don't think so.
But who is Buckeye Chuck or Staten
Island Chuck? And can we trust these
Johnny Come Lately new guys?
I don't think so.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Poor Phil
Them poeples makin' him wake-up early again so they
can take pictures of him. I hates them flashbulbs.
can take pictures of him. I hates them flashbulbs.
Monday, January 2, 2012
Oh by my whiskers and tail!
I do has the head achy this morning. My cousin Chesta, who that
the family never talks about cause he married a ground squirrel
but he's a good un and his misses is alright too, I just wish she
would stop tryin' ta fix me up with her sista, anyway they had a
party couple nights ago for some reason or another and I went.
Well the sista was there and Chesta had found these things
out in the snow near some odd tracks. He had chewed a hole
in the end of a couple and some fizzy stuff came out, some
was sweet and some sour and we all drank a bunch of it.
Now one thing lead to another and I woke up a couple of days
later with this headache and now the sista, who's name is
"Squeaks Like The Pines in a High Wind", is living here.
With me! I tried talkin' to her but it always took too long to
say her name so I gave up. I gotta think of something to call
her for short and I guess for awhile too.
the family never talks about cause he married a ground squirrel
but he's a good un and his misses is alright too, I just wish she
would stop tryin' ta fix me up with her sista, anyway they had a
party couple nights ago for some reason or another and I went.
Well the sista was there and Chesta had found these things
out in the snow near some odd tracks. He had chewed a hole
in the end of a couple and some fizzy stuff came out, some
was sweet and some sour and we all drank a bunch of it.
Now one thing lead to another and I woke up a couple of days
later with this headache and now the sista, who's name is
"Squeaks Like The Pines in a High Wind", is living here.
With me! I tried talkin' to her but it always took too long to
say her name so I gave up. I gotta think of something to call
her for short and I guess for awhile too.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
¡Holy Guacamole!
I takes the summer off to work on my tan and I is forgotten!
Is That Right?
I don't think so.
Is That Right?
I don't think so.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Cheez-Whiz
It was windy taday. I wents out and it pushed my hair all over
tha place. I mean what's a fella ta do? I went back in for another
nap. I'll go out tamorra.
tha place. I mean what's a fella ta do? I went back in for another
nap. I'll go out tamorra.
Sunday, March 6, 2011
ReCheck it outside.
So I's up a couple weeks ago and it was bleak. I could barely see my own shadow
so I went back to bed. I didn't evens post. Now I's up again and things are lookin'
hopeful but I thinks I'll just get forty more for good luck.
so I went back to bed. I didn't evens post. Now I's up again and things are lookin'
hopeful but I thinks I'll just get forty more for good luck.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Hmmm...
I am getting sleepy now and it is getting cold.
But I do have the nicest coat I have seen in a long time.
But I do have the nicest coat I have seen in a long time.
Monday, October 11, 2010
The falls
Things is goin slower now. Nights is gettin cool, fur is gettin thicka.
I come out in the mornin, eat, sleep in the sun eat some more and
go back in for the nigt. Ah these are the good days.
I come out in the mornin, eat, sleep in the sun eat some more and
go back in for the nigt. Ah these are the good days.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Stand-up, Buddy.
So I was a watchin' the long hard dark dirt that stretches near my hole.
Those funny things were whizzing up and back, fast like they always
do and I saw Buddy. Now Buddy isn't the sharpest root on the tree but
he is a good marmot.
Buddy was racing back and forth across the hot surface, dancing on his
burning feet. He would get to one side and chitter with delight and then
race back. Well as you can guess he didn't quite get back before one
of the fast things came along. He tumbled along to the edge and
stayed there. I watched and he didn't move. I watched some more
and still he didn't move and it got hotter.
After awhile I noticed his legs started to spread and so I went over and
pawed him. He didn't move, but I had an idea. I pushed him around so
he was facing the flat spot and then set him up on his back legs.
Now he looks like he is a waving at those fast things when they go
by and they swerve away when they see him.
Good job, Buddy, good job.
Those funny things were whizzing up and back, fast like they always
do and I saw Buddy. Now Buddy isn't the sharpest root on the tree but
he is a good marmot.
Buddy was racing back and forth across the hot surface, dancing on his
burning feet. He would get to one side and chitter with delight and then
race back. Well as you can guess he didn't quite get back before one
of the fast things came along. He tumbled along to the edge and
stayed there. I watched and he didn't move. I watched some more
and still he didn't move and it got hotter.
After awhile I noticed his legs started to spread and so I went over and
pawed him. He didn't move, but I had an idea. I pushed him around so
he was facing the flat spot and then set him up on his back legs.
Now he looks like he is a waving at those fast things when they go
by and they swerve away when they see him.
Good job, Buddy, good job.
Friday, June 18, 2010
So Sorry...
I is sorry that I have not posted in awhile. I's been sick and
when a marmot is sick it isn't pretty. We sneeze and it can
cause cave-ins. Those are bad. I will try harder from now on.
when a marmot is sick it isn't pretty. We sneeze and it can
cause cave-ins. Those are bad. I will try harder from now on.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Hmm...
I's out today, sunning my belly to give it that golden tone
I love so much, and I sees this thing. Now I thought it was
a bear at first, cause it was walkin' 'round on its hind legs.
But then I realized it was one of them Who-mans. It was
pointing a stick at all the holes and then scratchin' at a
piece of wood it was carrying. I think it was taking a count
of all us out here, what you might call a consensus.
It seemed to be countin' on its front toes too.
It had ten of them, so I named him Ten Toes.
Maybe Chief Ten Toes. (Hee, Hee, Hee)
I likes that.
I love so much, and I sees this thing. Now I thought it was
a bear at first, cause it was walkin' 'round on its hind legs.
But then I realized it was one of them Who-mans. It was
pointing a stick at all the holes and then scratchin' at a
piece of wood it was carrying. I think it was taking a count
of all us out here, what you might call a consensus.
It seemed to be countin' on its front toes too.
It had ten of them, so I named him Ten Toes.
Maybe Chief Ten Toes. (Hee, Hee, Hee)
I likes that.
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