Snow!?!?!

What is with this snow Phil?

Hmm...

I's out today, sunning my belly to give it that golden tone
I love so much, and I sees this thing. Now I thought it was
a bear at first, cause it was walkin' 'round on its hind legs.
But then I realized it was one of them Who-mans. It was
pointing a stick at all the holes and then scratchin' at a
piece of wood it was carrying. I think it was taking a count
of all us out here, what you might call a consensus.
It seemed to be countin' on its front toes too.

It had ten of them, so I named him Ten Toes.

Maybe Chief Ten Toes. (Hee, Hee, Hee)

I likes that.

Been Out Countin' My Peeps

And they's alot of lil' Whistle Pigs ben at play.
One potato, two potato, three potato, four and more.
Don't those Quails wish they could count that good!

Ha!

Punxsutawney Phil don't need you

I been hearin' a lot of guff about my cousin.
All I gotta say is let him sleep, leave him be.
He isn't a morning marmot.

That way nobody will get hurt.

Spring

So I am cleaning out my den today. You know moving the rock
that fell into my dry wallow out and building a deeper den to
store some more chow in. And those plume tailed rats came
running by and frolicking. They were doing their spring wrestling
moves. What an annoying group of fat heads, tumbling around and
chittering. No self respecting squirrel would go out looking like that.

I bit one. On the tail.

It was fun.

Oh Yaz!

The Kung-Fu Rabbit and I had lunch, vegan of course, and some drinks,
those aren't vegan by the way. We talked about some of our "friends",
who have grown fat from our efforts. Like Goofy Bristle Pig, Honking Ox,
Shameless Squirrel, Bouncing Beaver and Rat Face.

And she summed it up about right.

We hate them.

Oh well.

Where is she?

Today I came out of my burrow and looked left then right,
but I couldn't see the Kung-Fu Rabbit. Where is she? The weather
is getting better and spring is around the corner and no sight of her.

We all miss her and hope she is okay and not too bored.