Spring

So I am cleaning out my den today. You know moving the rock
that fell into my dry wallow out and building a deeper den to
store some more chow in. And those plume tailed rats came
running by and frolicking. They were doing their spring wrestling
moves. What an annoying group of fat heads, tumbling around and
chittering. No self respecting squirrel would go out looking like that.

I bit one. On the tail.

It was fun.

Oh Yaz!

The Kung-Fu Rabbit and I had lunch, vegan of course, and some drinks,
those aren't vegan by the way. We talked about some of our "friends",
who have grown fat from our efforts. Like Goofy Bristle Pig, Honking Ox,
Shameless Squirrel, Bouncing Beaver and Rat Face.

And she summed it up about right.

We hate them.

Oh well.

Where is she?

Today I came out of my burrow and looked left then right,
but I couldn't see the Kung-Fu Rabbit. Where is she? The weather
is getting better and spring is around the corner and no sight of her.

We all miss her and hope she is okay and not too bored.

Whew!

I just broke into my Pig Weed stash.
Man that stuff is potent! I love it!

My Pal

If I had clover
I would share with you,
But I don't, so get away
from my hole, now!

Cereal Grains

I love the grasses in my teeth.
I loves the grasses 'neath my feet.
Grasses, grasses what a treat!

High Coup

Haiku for us two,
I want some kinda Haiku,
and some for you too.

Hi-Ya!

Her name was Kung-Fu Rabbit

And she was bored.

Her name was Kung-Fu Rabbit

and she snored.

Chilly

Chilly, Chilly

I'm aquiver.

Teeth Chatter,

and I shiver.

Chili

Rumbly, Rumbly

Mumbly , Mumbly

in the Tumbly.

Chilé

Chilé, Oh Chilé!

I cry Aye, Aye

Allende for you!