Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Ahhh...

G'night now. I'lls check whit chewall lata'.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Snow...

Snow? SNOOOOWWW!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Hmmm...

I am getting sleepy now and it is getting cold.
But I do have the nicest coat I have seen in a long time.

Monday, October 11, 2010

The falls

Things is goin slower now. Nights is gettin cool, fur is gettin thicka.
I come out in the mornin, eat, sleep in the sun eat some more and
go back in for the nigt. Ah these are the good days.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Stand-up, Buddy.

So I was a watchin' the long hard dark dirt that stretches near my hole.
Those funny things were whizzing up and back, fast like they always
do and I saw Buddy. Now Buddy isn't the sharpest root on the tree but
he is a good marmot.

Buddy was racing back and forth across the hot surface, dancing on his
burning feet. He would get to one side and chitter with delight and then
race back. Well as you can guess he didn't quite get back before one
of the fast things came along. He tumbled along to the edge and
stayed there. I watched and he didn't move. I watched some more
and still he didn't move and it got hotter.

After awhile I noticed his legs started to spread and so I went over and
pawed him. He didn't move, but I had an idea. I pushed him around so
he was facing the flat spot and then set him up on his back legs.
Now he looks like he is a waving at those fast things when they go
by and they swerve away when they see him.

Good job, Buddy, good job.

Friday, June 18, 2010

So Sorry...

I is sorry that I have not posted in awhile. I's been sick and
when a marmot is sick it isn't pretty. We sneeze and it can
cause cave-ins. Those are bad. I will try harder from now on.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Bunny Day?

Eggs? Yeah, right.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Snow!?!?!

What is with this snow Phil?

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Hmm...

I's out today, sunning my belly to give it that golden tone
I love so much, and I sees this thing. Now I thought it was
a bear at first, cause it was walkin' 'round on its hind legs.
But then I realized it was one of them Who-mans. It was
pointing a stick at all the holes and then scratchin' at a
piece of wood it was carrying. I think it was taking a count
of all us out here, what you might call a consensus.
It seemed to be countin' on its front toes too.

It had ten of them, so I named him Ten Toes.

Maybe Chief Ten Toes. (Hee, Hee, Hee)

I likes that.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Been Out Countin' My Peeps

And they's alot of lil' Whistle Pigs ben at play.
One potato, two potato, three potato, four and more.
Don't those Quails wish they could count that good!

Ha!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Punxsutawney Phil don't need you

I been hearin' a lot of guff about my cousin.
All I gotta say is let him sleep, leave him be.
He isn't a morning marmot.

That way nobody will get hurt.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Spring

So I am cleaning out my den today. You know moving the rock
that fell into my dry wallow out and building a deeper den to
store some more chow in. And those plume tailed rats came
running by and frolicking. They were doing their spring wrestling
moves. What an annoying group of fat heads, tumbling around and
chittering. No self respecting squirrel would go out looking like that.

I bit one. On the tail.

It was fun.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Oh Yaz!

The Kung-Fu Rabbit and I had lunch, vegan of course, and some drinks,
those aren't vegan by the way. We talked about some of our "friends",
who have grown fat from our efforts. Like Goofy Bristle Pig, Honking Ox,
Shameless Squirrel, Bouncing Beaver and Rat Face.

And she summed it up about right.

We hate them.

Oh well.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Where is she?

Today I came out of my burrow and looked left then right,
but I couldn't see the Kung-Fu Rabbit. Where is she? The weather
is getting better and spring is around the corner and no sight of her.

We all miss her and hope she is okay and not too bored.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Whew!

I just broke into my Pig Weed stash.
Man that stuff is potent! I love it!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

My Pal

If I had clover
I would share with you,
But I don't, so get away
from my hole, now!

Cereal Grains

I love the grasses in my teeth.
I loves the grasses 'neath my feet.
Grasses, grasses what a treat!

High Coup

Haiku for us two,
I want some kinda Haiku,
and some for you too.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Hi-Ya!

Her name was Kung-Fu Rabbit
And she was bored.

Her name was Kung-Fu Rabbit
and she snored.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Chilly

Chilly, Chilly
I'm aquiver.

Teeth Chatter,
and I shiver.

Chili

Rumbly, Rumbly
Mumbly , Mumbly
in the Tumbly.

Chilé

Chilé, Oh Chilé!
I cry Aye, Aye
Allende for you!