Snow!?!?!

What is with this snow Phil?

Hmm...

I's out today, sunning my belly to give it that golden tone
I love so much, and I sees this thing. Now I thought it was
a bear at first, cause it was walkin' 'round on its hind legs.
But then I realized it was one of them Who-mans. It was
pointing a stick at all the holes and then scratchin' at a
piece of wood it was carrying. I think it was taking a count
of all us out here, what you might call a consensus.
It seemed to be countin' on its front toes too.

It had ten of them, so I named him Ten Toes.

Maybe Chief Ten Toes. (Hee, Hee, Hee)

I likes that.