Cheez-Whiz

It was windy taday. I wents out and it pushed my hair all over
tha place. I mean what's a fella ta do? I went back in for another
nap. I'll go out tamorra.

ReCheck it outside.

So I's up a couple weeks ago and it was bleak. I could barely see my own shadow
so I went back to bed. I didn't evens post. Now I's up again and things are lookin'
hopeful but I thinks I'll just get forty more for good luck.